Stop Guessing. Start Converting. 🚀
🔥 Website Roast (Worth $99, now Free) — Served Brutal and Hot
Let us roast your website into something that actually converts. With love. ❤️
🧠 Human-powered. No bots, no templates, no vanilla fluff.
🎯 Just brutal honesty, pro UX advice, and a hint of sass.
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🧾 Here’s What You’ll Walk Away With
🍑 A brutally honest teardown of your site’s UX & design — the good, the bad, and the “wait, people see that?!”
🚀 Conversion-killing red flags called out with 100% transparency (and zero shame).
🎥 A punchy 2-min video roast + a “no-BS” checklist to fix what’s broken.
💣 Optional: Add on a 15-minute 1:1 call to workshop your funnel (if you’re really serious about fixing it).
👀 Who’s This For?
This roast is not for everyone. It’s for you if:
❌ Who it’s not for:
“We like it the way it is” types
People looking for hugs, not hard truths
Enterprise teams who need 4 approvals to change a CTA
“Request Your Free Website Roast 🔥
(It Hurts. It Helps.)”
🔥 Only 3 roasts left for this week — don’t miss out.
🧪 Why This Works
Most sites don’t suck because you’re bad at design.
They suck because no one has ever told you the blunt truth — until now.
You’re losing customers right now — not because your product is bad, but because your website is confusing, cluttered, or just not converting.
Most designers focus on "pretty." We focus on profit.
Quick Fix
$99
2-min video + bullet-point checklist
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Pro Review
$249
10-min video + full report, screenshots, audit doc
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Conversion Boost
$499
Detailed video + CRO roadmap + A/B test ideas
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